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Pom drabbles

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POM DRABBLES!!! HUMENIZED

1. Luke Skywalker
His name was Luke Skywalker but people call him' Skipper' why? No one knows.

2. Manhattan
Skipper opens his eyes. The last thing he remembered he and Mort had been at the park when a tornado came and brought them here. There never been a tornado in New York, it was kinda strange for Skipper. He stood up and found Mort. His eyes opened wide. It was a beautiful city wiith blue stuff all around.
"Sad eyes? I have a feeling we're not in Manhattan anymore."

3. Mad Hatter
Skipper almost laught at the sight. A man about 6.7 feet was sitting and was wearing a purple hat and purple clothing. Purple pants and yes even purple shoes. The hat was laying on his blue eyes and you can see blond hair with black and brown highlight bang resting between his eyes. The Guy's a clown.
"No room" oh so he does talk.
"What", Skipper answers.
"I said no room", he repeated. That made no sense since there was a lot of room.
"kidding.Names Kowalski" He picked up his hat from his eyes. "What's yours?"
"Skipper."
"Well Skip do you want to join the tea party?"
"Why not?"

4. All for one and one for all
Percy always wanted to be a musketeer so that's why he went to Paris to become one. He met 3 people, Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico. They also came here to become a musketeer. Skipper went over to him.
"hey kid, so you want to become a musketeer? Percy nodded.
"well then, if you want to become one, you must show it. If you can go through the course in 1 min, you're in" Percy nodded and went through the the course. Later after the course, Skipper went over to him.
"Well done kid!! What's your name?"
"Percy"
"well now you will be called Private since you are now part of our group"! percy now Private smiled, Kowalski and Rico went over to them. Kowalski smiled
"well done Private. Welcome to our group!!"
"Yea your one of us now and we stick together no matter what!" Rico added. Private smiled.
"All for one..."
"and one for all" , they answered.

5. Dr.Kowalski and Mr.Rico
Kowalski was putting his head on his hands as he felt he mixture going to his head. He was going mad. He felt like screaming and breaking things but he tried to remain control.
"Master?", the voice of his butler was heard.
"Are you alright? I heard a crash." The least Kowalski wanted to do was to talk with his butler.
"I'm fine.", he growled.
"Are you s...?"
"I SAID IM FINE!!!" He suddenly fell on his knees and screamed in pain as his hands held on his head. The butler moved back as his master turned form. Kowalski's teeth became fangs, his dirty blond hair became a brown spikey mohawk. He had a scratch on the edge of his lip. His pale skin became burned. He looked like a monster.
" m..master? Are you alright" Kowalski let a scary laugh and the butler kept going back.
"Fine? I feel great!" He screamed. "and it's not master, it's mr. Rico if you will!"

6. Hans Solo
Skipper looked at the wired looking man. The man looked like he was in his late twenties, a dirty blond bang between his eyes, he had clothes like a cowboy and had cool looking boots. The hat he wore also remind him of cowboys. He was standing with a big fury creature. He looked at Skipper.
"So you're looking for a ship to fly?" Skipper nodded."Well kid you're in luck. My ship can take you to space and she can go very fast. Right chewy?" He asked his fury friend. Chewy roared in approval.
"but I have to drive. I don't want anyone scratching her. You hear me?" Skipper nodded again. "ok then, the names Kowalski" he picked up his hat," but around here they call me Hans Solo. This is my friend Ricobacca. Say hi Chewy."
"Rawwwer!!!" He greeted.
"Cool. My name is Luke 'Skipper' Skywalker."
"Your middle name is Skipper?"
"Well no it's a nickname my uncle and aunt gave me until they... Kowalski frowned.
" I know how you feel kid. I lost my family too." Skipper kept quiet. " so you want to go now?" Kowalski asked. Skipper replied yes.
"Great let's stop the empire!!"

7. Camp Half blood
Camp half blood is a place where kids that have God or goddesses as parents. One of those kids is Rico. His mother was Roxy Dziraov and his father is Hermes, the God of messages and thieves. That's why he's good at tricks and stealing. One day he was going to school When he found his friend Percy 'Private' Treasures who's mother is Aphrodite, the godness of love.
"What's up Rico?" Rico shrugged
"nothing much"
"Are you going to half camp blood this summer?"
"Yup! You?" Private nodded happily as the school bell ranged for sci class. When summer came, they met new people like Skipper Diaz who's didn't get determined yet of who's his parents and Kowalski Von Shepiro who's mother is Athena, the godness of wisdom. Later that night they played the game of captured the flag. The Hermes bunked grouped with Aphrodite bunk and Athena bunk which ment that the four friends were together since undetermined kids were in Hermes bunk. They heard the shell sound and they went out. Kowalski thought up a plan and told Skipper to watch the flag while Rico tried to steel the other teams flag. It almost worked but Rico got shot and his half brothers went to get it and Skipper got shot by one of the Ares, the god of war's kid. Skipper went to the water and the other team won. Suddenly everyone stopped screaming and looked on top of Skipper.
"What? What is everyone looking at?" Kowalski pointed on top of him. Skipper looked. There he saw a sigh, a trident to be extract.
"Poseidon's trident. The god of the seas" someone said.
"he's one of the big threes son!" Skipper heard of the big three, Zeus, the god of sky, Poseidon, the god of the sea, and Hades , the god of the underground. Skipper felt stronger in the water as his wound got healed.
"All hail Skipper, the son of Poseidon!!" Someone screamed as everyone bowed to him. Well his life just got interesting

8. Pinocchio
A man name Geppetto made a Wooden doll and named it Julienocchio. As soon as he made the mouth, Julienocchio screamed,
"ey you should not touch the king without my permission!!" Geppetto dropped the hammer in fright. The doll can speak! So he tought him to walk and well he could already talk so not a problem with that. At night as Geppetto was sleeping, Julienocchio heard a little voice.
"Hello King Julienocchio. It is me your consensus, Maurice. And I'm going to guide you through so you can be a good King."
"Ey why do you need to do dat? I am a awsome King! Do you not see how I walked today?! It was just fantasting!!"Suddenly he heard a grouchy heavenly voice.
"Ringtail you better listen to Maurice or I'm going to fish slap you till next week!!! Do you want that?!!" Julien got scared.
"I'm sorry ms.Bossy fairy!! I'll do my best and I'll listen to Maurise!! Even if he is annoying!!" Maurise looked at him very annoyed.
"Great and no partying after 10 o clock. My boys and I sleep in early so that we can train the next day. Do you understand?!!!
"Yes yes of course I will!!!"
"Ok then good night ringtail." After that Julien didn't sleep that night.

9. Percy Pan
Captain eye patch is a very scary pirate. First of all he has only one eye. The other one is covered by a cool eyepatch. Second he promise to kill the man who did it, his name was Percy Pan, Who had magic pixi dust to fly. Captain eye patch very wanted to catch his fairy Mort bell to make his ship fly. Now on his ship was 3 kids, a girl name Skipper who was Percy's 'girlfriend' and her younger brothers Kowalski and Rico. He used them to capture Mort bell and used his magic to make his ship fly. And so the ship flew up to the sky. Percy Pan came and saved everyone except for Mort Bell who was weak from the lost of his magic pixi dust. Skipper used her big sister magic to make him feel better. And they went back home. The lesson of this story is big sisters are not always annoying and could actually help. Also never cut a eye from a very revengeful pirate or he might hunt you till you die. Oy..

10. The end
Marliene closed the big book that she just read. The people that lived in the Central Park Bulding was listening to the storied she was reading.
"Hey why was I the girl?", skipper asked.
"At least say think you that you're not a doll.", Julien said silently.
"I went crazy. That was scary but least my mom was Athena!" Kowalski added. Everyone was talking about their favorite stories.
"Guys!"Marliene called out. "Did you at least learn your lesson?"
"Yes" said Skipper. "we will never read classical books ever!! They are very boring!!!"
"Yes I am agreeing do dat, the king needs more awsome books not stories about me being a doll." Everyone agreed with them. Marliene just sighted and faceslap. There was no changing their minds now.
Finally after all this time I am done!!! This was supposed to be for star war day but it got deleted so I wrote this. Hope you enjoy this!!
i don't own Pom and the stories belong to their original writers. Yes I know Percy Jackson and Star Wars are not classical but here they are😜
© 2016 - 2024 Kallysis
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iIluminati's avatar
Omg...Cool!
a little bit weird...
But cool! ☺